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hand the realThe real though is realizing that I will never have friends with awesome names like Tuppy Glossop Pongo Twistleton and Gussie Fink Nottle In 2012 I was elected the Vice President of our college alumni association here in the UAE I was to take charge at our annual get together at the same event I presented an #Ottamthullal A Satirical Dance Drama #a satirical The Handbook of Academic Writing dancerama was a runaway hit What with all the celebratory euphoria I imbibed a little too much of the happy juice in the parking lot outside the venue The Future of Academic Freedom drinks were not allowed in the hall and before I knew it I was pickled to the gillsYou can see me with a beatific smile as I took the stage later in theaySee the serenity "OF THE COUNTENANCEAND HERE I AM SHAKING HANDS WITH "the countenanceAnd here I am shaking hands with President I Agricultural Machinery Mechanization don t remember what I was saying to him In fact Ion t remember much of the afternoon Here s Bertie Wooster talking about Gussie Fink Nottle about to Rethinking American Womens Activism distribute the prizes at Market Snodsbury SchoolWhen I was able to see clearly once I perceived that Gussie was now seated He had his hands on his knees with his elbows out at right angles like a nigger minstrel of the old school about to ask Mr Bones why a chicken crosses the road and he was staring before him with a smile so fixed and pebble beached that I should have thought that anybody could have guessed that there sat one in whom the old familiar juice was plashing up against the back of the front teeth Many people would have guessed the same thing about me thatay Fortunately I was not called on to give a speech like Gussie was If it had happened I m sure the script would have gone something like the passage reproduced belowGussie having stretched his arms and yawned a bit switched on that pebble beached smile again and tacked Sustainable Agriculture down to the edge of the platformSpeech he said affablyHe then stood with his thumbs in the armholes of his waistcoat waiting for the applause toie ownIt was some time before this happened for he had got a very fine hand indeed I suppose it wasn t often that the boys of Market Snodsbury Grammar School came across a man public spirited enough to call their head master a silly ass and they showed their appreciation in no uncertain manner Gussie may have been one over the eight but as far as Follow the adventures of Bertie Wooster and his gentleman’s gentleman Jeeves in this stunning new edition of one of the greatest comic nove. Arded bloke or so on the platform and a small section in the second row who were wishing the speaker would conclude his remarks and resume his seat but the audience as a whole was for him solidlyThere was applause and a voice cried Hear hearYes said Gussie it
is a beautifula beautiful The sky is blue the birds are singing there is optimism everywhere And why not boys and ladies and gentlemen I m happy you re happy we re all happy even the meanest Irishman that walks along Broadway Though as I say there were two of them Pat and Mike one rawing out the other putting in I should like you boys taking the time from me to give three cheers for this beautiful world All together nowPresently the Green Patriot Posters dust settledown and the plaster stopped falling from the ceiling and he went onThis is the funniest part from the funniest book I have ever read Another adventure with Jeeves the butler and his employer the great maybe Bertram Bertie Wooster the so called masterBut who is really in charge And for that matter the smartest It s very apparent from the beginning and the butler My Hero Academia - Ultra Analysis did it However this isn t a murder mystery only the pompous affected and no oneies here just their Fundamentals of Sequential and Parallel Algorithms dignity sacrificed When our not uite competent Bertie comes back to his London place from Cannes France after a vacation of two months his whole life is a vacation to tell the truth His intimidating Aunt Dahlia insists he come to her country house B This is almost as funny as The Code of the Woosters which is saying a lot since Code is the funniest book ever written by anybody anywhere The plot isn t important as usual misunderstandings and peevishnessisrupt the general mood of an old English country house lovers are parted and social bonds are threatened but by the end thanks to the "Inimitable Jeeves Tranuility Is Restored Couples Are Reunited And Most "Jeeves tranuility is restored couples are reunited and most of all aunts are placated The justly famous climax where a tipsy Gussie Fink Nottle When Someone You Love Is Addicted To Alcohol Or Drugs delivers the prize speech at the Market Snodsbury Grammar School may be the most hilarious passage in all of Wodehouse but since it occurs three uarters of the way through the novel I feared that the last seventy five pages or so might be something of a letdown I needn t have worried Jeeve s resolution of all theifficult strands of the situation is so uietly effective that I can give it no greater praise than by eeming it in Jeevesian parlance most satisfactor. The wooing of Madeline Bassett by Gussie Fink Nottle and the resignation of Anatole the genius chef Will he prevail Only with the aid of Jeev.
read & ownload Æ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ü P.G. WodehouseHe majority of those present were concerned he was sitting on top of the world Boys said Gussie I mean ladies and gentlemen and boys I When Action Follows Heart do notetain you long but I suppose on this occasion to feel compelled to say a few auspicious words Ladies and boys and gentlemen we have all listened with interest to the remarks of our friend here who forgot to shave this morning I Almost Alchemy don t know his name but then heidn t know mine Fitz Wattle I mean absolutely absurd which suares things up a bit and we "are all sorry that the Reverend What ever he was called should be "all sorry that the Reverend What ever he was called should be of adenoids but after all here today gone tomorrow and all flesh is as grass and what not but that wasn t what I wanted to say What I wanted to say was this and I say it confidently without fear of contradiction I #Say In Short I Am Happy To Be Here On #in short I am happy to be here on auspicious occasion and I take much pleasure in kindly awarding the prizes consisting of the handsome books you see laid out on that table As Shakespeare says there are sermons in books stones in the running brooks or rather the other way about and there you have it in a nutshellIt went well and I wasn t surprised I couldn t uite follow some of it but anybody could see that it was real ripe stuff and I was amazed that even the course of treatment he had been taking could have rendered so normally tongue tied a English for Academic Correspondence and Socializing dumb brick as Gussie capable of itIt just shows what any member of Parliament will tell you that if you want real oratory the preliminary noggin is essential Unless pie eyed you cannot hope to gripGentlemen said Gussie I mean ladies and gentlemen and of course boys what a beautiful world this is A beautiful world full of happiness on every side Let me tell you a little story Two Irishmen Pat and Mike were walking along Broadway and one said to the other Begorrah the race is not always to the swift and the other replied Faith and begob education is arawing out not a putting in I must say it seemed to me the rottenest story I had ever heard and I was surprised that Jeeves should have considered it worth while shoving into a speech However when I taxed him with this later he said that Gussie had altered the plot a good 食戟のソーマ 10 deal and Iare say that accounts for itAt any rate that was the conte as Gussie told it and when I say that it got a very fair laugh you will understand what a popular favourite he had become with the multitude There might be a be. Ls in the English language Bertie must eal with the Market Snodsbury Grammar School prize giving the broken engagement of his cousin Angela.