Free read ð PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ô Sandra HillBecame somewhat obsolete when Cnut and Andrea accidentally travel back in time to his 9th Century home I did prefer the time travel to the terrorist eradication as it fit in better with the lighthearted feel of the story It s been a while since I ve read a viking story and this one was fun and entertainingI receive an advanced copy of this book from Avon via Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review 35 stars 3 flames Full review posted at Bambi Unbridled Grandma s wet dream No surprises Grandma being American they do get married The good news is I believe I AM NOW READY FOR SPACE am now ready for Space Butt Invasion 4 not hungry for food STARSFinally the last Sigurdsson that never caught my attention Cnut is born with GLUTTON and he was an overweight man before Michael the Archangel came He condemned him to redeem his sin to become Vangels to fight against Lucipires I couldn t forget how entertaining Cnut s journey He s so much better than Harek and Sigurd s story Pft Are you hungry she asked I am always hungry he repliedIs there a double entendre there Is he implying that no this guy is just too sizzling hot His hotness is giving me wrong ideas Very wrong Look at him licking the chocolate off his fingers B This book has the special designation of being The Worst Book I ve ever read I will treasure it for many many years What can you ask for when you get a story of Viking Vampires How about time traveling Viking Vampires Vangel that must infiltrate an ISIS compound because Demon Vampires have taken control of the group in order to harvest souls for evilCnut was found guilty of excessive gluttony given a choice of redemption Cnut must serve as a Vangel nder the faithful watch of arch angel Michael Now a new improved Viking vampire Cnut is called out by Michael to bring down ISIS An impossible *job for one person how is he to single handedly find a way to do this Soon after Andrea walks into * for one person how is he to single handedly find a way to do this Soon after Andrea walks into detective agency handing him an in to ISIS on a platterher sister has been taken by ISIS and she needs help finding herA freak mishap during an emergency transportation and both Cnut and Andrea find themselves back in Norseland where Cnut was the gluttonous warlord that made him into the man he is today Cnut fights his attraction to Andrea she will cause him to face years of service to the Vangels even though Cnut is sure she is his other half The double agent vampire demon must choose between eternal hell or turn over Cnut for torture in his stead Will it strand Andrea in the past without saving her sister Will Cnut survive even a day in that kind of torment or loss his soul Hill s humor and wit shine through in The Angel Wore Fangs I don t know of many authors that can pull of humor when writing about ISIS the seven deadly sins and vampire demons but somehow she pulls it offIf you like light and fun with your paranormal romance then the The Angel Wore Fangs is a must readI received this ARC copy of The Angel Wore Fangs from Avon in exchange for a honest review This book is set for publication May 21 2016My Rating 4 StarsWritten by Sandra HillSeries Deadly AngelsMass Market Paperback 384 pagesPublisher Avon Publication Date May 31 2016ISBN 10 0062356542ISBN 13 978 0062356543Genre Romantic Fantasy Barnes Noble Abandoned about 40% in I expected dumb I did not expect boring I was promised time
travelling biker vampire angel vikings I got a crappy Jennifer Aniston romcom I m notbiker vampire angel vikings I got a crappy Jennifer Aniston romcom I m not a genre romance reader Generally they make me want to repeatedly bang my skull into a hard object Nor blessedly would I describe myself as the sort of girl who reads books about vampire angel Vikings as a rule HOWEVER I was shall we say inspired by this tweet Hunted this baby down because don t you fucking tell me you weren t intrigued the way you re intrigued by the way. Ting machine His new side job No biggie just ridding the world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil Lucipires demon vampires at bay So when chef Andrea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch vangel turns cowboy Yeehaw The too tempting mortal insists on accompanying hi. .
Well here we are all of the 7 Deadly Sins and 7 brothers taken care of so is this the end of the series of course not there are some serious threads hanging that reuire 1 book at a minimum and no I won t tell you since that will be a spoiler which means some doofus will spoil itWhile I really have enjoyed this series including this book I was put off a bit by Cnut being portrayed as a pretty smart guy in the other books and seemed like she made him a bit stupid in this book about him He and Andrea made a great couple plus the locations and the plot was much different than the other books All these things work together to make this a very entertaining novel for this seriesBottom Line The romance was kind of weak but enjoyable the plot changed after the first couple of chapters and took off on a different line than the other books to be honest the bad guys played a much smaller part than other books So 4 Stars and can t wait to get the next one not a cliffhanger but very close in some ways and hats off to Sandra Hill for being able to take such a ridiculous premise as Viking Vampire Angels and make them addicting and entertaining reading The Angel Wore Fangs rounds out the seven deadly sins one suffered by each of the seven Sigurdsson brothers that warranted their 700 year sentence to become vangels vampire angels in the war of good and evil While I have not read all of the earlier books in the series I followed along ite well and didn t feel like I was missing any world building or too much back storyWe start off
story in 9th Century Norselands when Cnut Sigurdsson is a huge jarl huge as in enormously fat Over 400lbs His deadly sin you guessed it is gluttony I have to admit that I was a little nervous to discover that our hero was a 400 lb glutton with a beard full of lice Luckily for s St Michael the Archangel sweeps in binding the jarl into an afterlife of servitude that forces him to change his ways Present day over a thousand the jarl into an afterlife of servitude that forces him to change his ways Present day over a thousand later Cnut is a lean mean 225lbs at his towering 6 4 height driving a Harley and sporting a Ragnar Lothbrok braided viking mohawk But even though our hero is now sex on a stick he still has body image issues due to what he calls phantom fat He also struggles daily with his gluttony and has to be a concerted effort to not over indulge in his various appetites Cnut was a fun hero I liked that he wasn t perfect and that he could take a joke This series deals with the fated mates trope and it would figure that our vikings mates would also challenge their proscribed sin So of course Cnut s lifemate shows p in the form of a lithe pastry chef that smells of vanilla coconut my favorite scent from Bath Body Works by the way The heroine Andrea Stewart has some body image issues herself though we don t get a clear nderstanding of where they came from But let me tell ya this book made me hungry I think I may have gained 10lbs just reading about some of her concoctions and pastry delights Andrea was a likable heroine as well She rolled with the punches and accepted the demon hunting time travel aspect of the story without too much fuss and fanfare She also worked hard to help and improve the life of the people in the 9th CenturyFor me the romance of the story played second fiddle to the comedy and time travel I mean this story is not at all serious It s full of fun hokey one liners slapstick comedy and crude sex jokes And sometimes the jokes were so bad that you couldn t help but chuckle I particularly liked the limericks offered by the skalds and when the men s conversation devolved to sex talk while they were hunting The demon hunting plot varied in this story We start out with a plan to root out and defeat ISIS which had me a tad worried as to how that would play out in a comedy But that storyline. New York Times bestselling author Sandra Hill continues her sexy Deadly Angels series as a Viking vangel’s otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful chef who whets his thousand year old appetite Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony thousand year old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is now a lean mean vampire devil figh.the story in
You can see your bone when you break your arm real bad by a book about a tubby time traveling motorcycle riding Barefoot Contessa watching vampire angel Viking named Cnutwho along with a spunky American chef named Andrea a cleverly disguised variation on the author Sandra s name has to save the world from ISIS on a Montana dude ranch Sandra here doesn t dick around Bring it the fuck on Let s npack what we I blame myself honestlyIt s always a bad idea to start with book seven in a series By the time most writers get to the in a series By the time most writers get to the of a series they re tired They want to move on However if you tell me you ve written a book about a Viking vampire angel who s supposedly fighting ISIS well I have to know I am the author of all my own misfortunes hereMy grievances1 Supposedly ISIS gained a foothold on a Montana dude ranch because political correctness If your library is in a conservative community this may very well be
found amusing2 One of the demons is named Zebulon the Hebrew andamusing2 One of the demons is named Zebulon the Hebrew and supposedly a double agent for the Lord If he s really good he MAYBE might get to go to heaven and be an angel someday You can see where some folks might find this problematic and you might want to avoid purchasing if your clientele is significantly Jewish3 Even trash fiction should make a token attempt at justifying why things are the way they are We are never given even a shred of a good reason for why God in His infinite wisdom might want to create an army of Viking vampire angels aka vangels to fight evil in the world We are supposed to just take it on faith that God knows what he s doing Series writers should know to rehash backstory near the beginning of each new volume4 The archangel Michael is kind of an asshole which is just depressing5 Masturbation is considered a sin Everybody s entitled to their own beliefs but I d rather not be subjected to them6 Supposedly the hero and heroine know they are lifemates because they give off a strong pleasant smell to each other Andrea smells like coconut We know this because Cnut don t get me started on that name tells s so EVERY FIVE SENTENCES At least that s how it seems For his part Cnut smells like peppermint to Andrea and she can t shut The Possible Police up about it either WE GET IT YOU SMELL GOOD TO EACH OTHER OKAY7 Despite their protestations Andrea and Cnut have the sexual chemistry of two pieces of cardboard The sex scenes themselves are so cringeworthy that I kind of want to callp everybody who s ever read these books and tell them that sex is so much better than this And their dialogueoh my godno two people in the history of ever have spoken to each other the way they do If they re trying to be funny they re failing If they re trying to be sexy it didn t work 8 There s some kink shaming involved a minor running joke about Pete the Pervert that turns out to be just an excuse to make fun of poor Pete because he was into something Andrea wasn t It s fine if somebody s kink doesn t do it for you but to go out of your way to be mean is justwellmean9 The time travel element was handled poorly There s no l 4 Coconut and Peppermint Stars The room smelled of sweet coconutAnd he was hit with yet another temptation powerful than that of food or drink Blood drained from his head and heat sizzled across his skin from his scalp to the tips of his fingers and the ends of his curled toes Between his legs his balls shifted and his staff seemed to yawn and stretch and come to life If cocks could smile his was doing a happy dance of anticipation This was possibly one of the funniest books I ve read this year A book about a Viking guilty of glutton turned Angelic vampire sent on a A Letter To Pakistan uest to defeat Isis This was bound to either have me scratching my head in confusion or like my actual reaction have me in fits of laughter This book was surpr. M surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demonoid form Cnut tele transports Andrea and himself out of danger accidentally into the 10th Century Norselands Suddenly they have to find their way back to the future to save her family and the world and to satisfy their insatiable attraction.