Il noises and the riends are probably high or something they can t stop laughing Jeez Is anything going to happen here that doesn t have anything to do with sex or having sex or the lack of sexGuess not
The Book I Am So Happy DBook I am so happy D is horny and thinking about sex So awesome I am never going to let anyone do it ever again Well maybe The Friends will But man oh man there s nothing better than blue balls and rustration Just love it Oh I have to think of a ew scenes well make better than blue balls and Dona Flor frustration Just love it Oh I have to think of aew scenes well make dozen at least where they ll want to have sex but couldn t do it Rocker Babies Wear Jeans for some reason Oh yes I think I willorm an alliance with The CatfromHell AwesomeOh Mmmmm Yes to the left Harder Yesssssss Oh yes that s soooo
gooood harder yes there push it ohhhhhhhhh iHarder yes there Push it Ohhhhhhhhh I love going to the masseur You d THINK I was doing something naughty But noLots of these in the book too DDD Anyway let me tell you what I thought about it in general No plot whatsoeverToo much sexual rustrationHumor was OK but would be better if there was just a bit less of it you know sometimes too much of a good thing can make you sick DI don t really mind the act that they had to wait practically Sono with Visits from the Seventh for the view spoilerend of the book to do the deed hide spoiler Reread I was worried that this wouldn t be as great as theirst time I read it I was wrong thank god It was so good So Remarkable Creatures fuckin good There were numerous times I started to tear up because my emotions were going haywire I m just so in love with this book Well hello there my newavourite Come to mamaI judged this book by the title And I eel like an absolute ool now because Heroes Adrift (Hero, fuck me I loved this Loved itI can t wait to reread it and continue on with the series And read other books by this author Kittenslay backYou are about to get Wallbanged I was an addict craving her doseI was lost in a dull worldull of mundane stuff Chuck and Danielle for so long I almost became a mundane myselfAfter a month of abstinencerom reading and severe book deprivationafter long days and bookless nightsthe time came to return where I belongAnd I had to celebrateI wanted something lightI wanted saucy and Escaping the Endless Adolescence: How We Can Help Our Teenagers Grow Up Before They Grow Old funny and Wallbanger promised to deliver them allAnd oh boyit didBut it also delivered sweetandluffyand dreamy and a new book boyfriend that reduced me into a puddle of gooIt s official peopleI m in loveAgain Fucking Wallbanger I hissed Dogs Behaving Badly: An A-Z Guide to Understanding and Curing Behavorial Problems in Dogs frozed on the spot His grin slid off as well as he played place theace Gray Bishop for a moment Fucking Pink Nightie Girl Caroline has a wonderful job and wonderfulriends and a wonderful Review posted at Swept Away By Romance 3 12 to 4 starsThere s no doubt Wallbanger is a Puckster's First Hockey Sweater fun delightful moderately sexyeel good read that bordered on the ANNOYING There were times I elt like wallbanging my head against the wall with the amount of unresolved sexual tension this poor couple was put through Geez This particular aspect of the story became so rustrating I enjoyed getting to know the two main characters Simon and Caroline They were endearing playful maybe a little immature Liar for their ages but very likable characters Theirun and witty banter and developing Noir friendship was what I loved the most about this book I can t end this review without a SHOUT OUT to Clive the cat Oh boy could that cat be in the wrong place at the wrong time Understatement of the century But I loved his involvement in the story At times Ielt the cat actually eclipsed the two main leads I love when an author has the ability to make an animal an intricate part of the plot Other than my previously mentioned annoyances I had a blast reading this book If you re looking Renovate: Changing Who You Are by Loving Where You Are for a simpleun and engaging afternoon read you ll probably enjoy this one. Cintura lo encuentra delicioso e irresitible Pronto las Gaffer fantasĂas protagonizadas por este misterioso semental es lo ue la mantendrĂˇn en vilo Caroline y Simon volverĂˇn a encontrarse en unaiesta donde por Circumstantial Evidence fin podrĂˇn hablar en una situaciĂłn normal Ă‰l resulta ser bastante encantador y nada tiene ue ver con el gigolĂł ue Caroline se habĂa imaginado Incluso podrĂan llegar a ser buenos amigos O uizĂˇs algo mĂˇ. Oh and Simon goes commando God bless America Flaily Pink Nightie Girl and Mr Wallbanger Snorey Pants will always have a special place in my heart 3 Guys READ THIS BOOK CASTING see above and belowFor of my reviews visit Aestas Book BlogAnd come join the Aestas Book Blog Facebook Page Text messages between The Book and Blacky So what do you think about me Well you weren t short at all D Well yeah I m pretty long and thick Just about average I d say Pfttt you are average missy Didn t you like all the humor Yeah it was good I guess the scene with Dr Ross was the best D Ohhhh yes makes me think of dirty things that man I wish I had my O back Yes I wish it too Your O broughtrustration to me than it did to you Whatcha sayin You didn t like all the sexual Lone Star Justice: The First Century of the Texas Rangers frustration How is that possible How is that possible indeed And what about my story What did you think of that Story What story Book all you talked about was the lack of orgasmslirtation sexual rustration sex I may have orgotten a sexual thing or two that were mentioned P Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Hello book Focus I am talking to you Talking Talking about sex Mmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O I am acepalming here Can you try to have a nice conversation without thinking of sex Me Thinking about sex Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Sigh I give up Did you just write sigh Well that s a hell of a time to start noticing P Blacky Simon Caroline The Cat The Book and The Friends are on a road trip traveling in the car together Blacky OMG I have to
endure several hours in the car with Mr Horny and Ms Hornier and the CatfromHell Ughhhseveral hours in the car with Mr Horny and Ms Hornier and the CatfromHell Ughhh riends are interesting though but even they think of nothing but sex I see Simon is looking at Caroline in a smouldering way His eyes don t stop twinkling or goodness sake Simon Why am I thinking about Caroline all the time Hm must mean I want to wallbang her too Damn that will be tough cause she can t stop arguing with me Why does she hate me so much Oh yeah I bang girls like crazy Mmmmmmmm Banging Walls Why doesn t me so much Oh yeah I bang girls like crazy Mmmmmmmm Banging Walls Why doesn t car have walls Caroline Simon keeps touching the inside of the car I don t think he likes it He does like cking girls through the wall though I want to be Summer Meditations fcked through a wall Wait no I don t I hate Simon But he s so pretty my lower Caroline says I don t care He s a jerk But I keeplirting with him all the time my lower Caroline says So what I can God Said, Ha!: A Memoir flirt and do whatever I like cause I don t have my O any Oh O how I miss you The CatfromHell They don t have a clue evil laugh I will make their lives misarable evil laugh The girl loves me but I don t plan to let her have her O back with the arrogant man evil laugh I will spoil all their plans eventually evil laugh My throat hurtsrom all the evil laughing coughs Simon Did that cat just evil laughed at me I must be hearing things Oh well back to thinking about sex And Caroline Damn I m hard Will she stop looking at me with those hungry eyes Damn I m even harder now Must Suirm In My Seat Caroline Simon keeps
Suirming All The Time Whatall the time What his problem He s got to have a big hard on just or me Too bad I can t give it to him cause he s a jerk and I don t have my O back But I eel some suspicious On the Right Side of a Dream fluttering my lower Caroline says YAY I m gonna jump him as soon as I can Without actually having sex with him Ahhhh I just love that sexualrustration The Friends They are all so stupid ahahahaha we have ound our someones to have sex with ahahahahaha we don t suffer any sexual rustration ahahahahaha Blacky OMG these people are driving me crazy Simon is trying to hide his hard on Caroline is talking to her belly the cat is making some Operation Iceberg : The Invasion and Conquest of Okinawa in World War II funny ev. Red ue separa las dos habitaciones sino tambiĂ©n los gritos de Ă©xtasis de sus acompaĂ±antes Pero lo peor de todo es ue esta situaciĂłn no hace mĂˇs ue recordarle ue estĂˇ en diue seco Una noche despuĂ©s de una sesiĂłn particularmente ruidosa Caroline decide tomar cartas en el asunto y uejarse Pero no esperaba sentirse atraĂda por Simon Cuando abre la puerta y ve ue solo lleva una sĂˇbana blanca alrededor de su. 5 HUGE STARSLOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK EVERYONE HAS TO READ ITThis book was brilliantPure goldI m in love with Simon Completely utterly in loveMy cheeks acherom laughingMy heart is happyDid I mention I love this book This book was pure decadent lighthearted un put downable FUN A well written perfect blend of all things happy romantic sweet Arrows of the Night: Ahmad Chalabi's Long Journey to Triumph in Iraq funny hilarious really melty swoony witty steamy with just enough tender deeper moments to make my heart sueeze Iell in love with everything the characters the writing the story and Clive The most awesome cat ever to grace the pages of a novelIt was just one winning line after another I swear to Michelin Green Guide Normandy freaking God than half my book is highlighted No joke The banter The chemistry Thelirting The texts melt The nooking The wooing this book is just loaded with win I read most of it with a big stupid grin plastered on my ace and pretty much just alternated between sueeing suealing giggling snorting crying shaking and cackling with laughterWhat s this book about though Now usually I write my own descriptions but I love the official blurb too much so here it is Caroline Reynolds has a antastic new apartment in San Francisco a KitchenAid mixer and no O and we re not talking Oprah here olks She has a lourishing design career an office overlooking the bay a killer zucchini bread recipe and no O She has Clive the best cat ever great riends a great rack and no OAdding insult to O less since her move she has an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late night wallbanging she s ever heard Each moan spank and was that a meow punctuates the act that not only is she losing sleep she still has yep you guessed it no OEnter Simon Parker No really Simon please enter When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed Caroline clad in sexual What Every American Should Know About the Rest of the World frustration and a pink baby doll nightie confronts her heard but never seen neighbor Their late night hallway encounter has well mixed results Ahem With walls this thin the tension s gonna be thick Simon Wallbanger Parker Cocky charming sexy as all hell confident and once we got to know him better sweep you off youreet swoony I adored him its that simple He has made me list of top book boyfriends ever I loved that his character had depth At I Got a New Friend first you kind of wondered if he was just a bit of a manwhore but I loved that there was a whole background to him And its hard not to love a man who is obsessed with baked goods You want me to cut you a piece okay or you could just do that Irowned as he took a giant bite out of the end Thif if mine righ he asked spraying crumbs How do you The Real Lincoln: A New Look at Abraham Lincoln, His Agenda, and an Unnecessary War function in normal society I asked shaking my head as he took another monster bite I loved Caroline too She was sweet yeteisty and refreshingly direct about everything Brain Heart Nerves Backbone and of course O were brilliant additions to the storyI loved how casually Simon and Caroline s relationship
Developed They Were Seriously One Of TheThey were seriously one of the couples ever but there was no Experiencing the Resurrection: The Everyday Encounter That Changes Your Life falling into bed onirst sight or them Now you listen mister I said trying or a adult tone I m not going to spend every night listening to you try to crash your girl s head through my wall with the orce of your dick alone No way buddy They went rom cockblockerwallbanger to truce status to riends to lovers The whole process just warmed my heart And throw in a healthy
dollop of sexual tension and innuendos out the wazoo and youof sexual tension and innuendos out the wazoo and you much have a recipe or awesome I like that WE RE TAKING THINGS SLOW YOU GIVE GOOD WOO re taking things slow You give good woo whispered I never once elt any urges to throttle a character or yell at them no eye rolling Nothing I was just one purely satisfied reader. Caroline se acaba de mudar a San Francisco Ha aluilado un piso donde vive con su gato Clive y ha empezado a trabajar como diseĂ±adora de interiores Su nueva y excitante vida tambiĂ©n incluye a Simon un vecino algo peculiar y unas paredes ue parecen papel de umar Noche tras noche el mujeriego como Caroline suele llamarle la despierta con ruidos escandalosos No oye Ăşnicamente su cama golpeando rĂtmicamente la pa.