[Revelry Taint #1] E–pub ´ Carmen Jenner
Summary ↠ eBook, ePUB or Kindle PDF ´ Carmen JennerInsta love Well that happened to me with this book I knew when I irst saw the cover and after I read the blurb that I was going to love Revelry I had this Afrekete: An Anthology of Black Lesbian Writing feeling the book would beor meAt the time I never read a book by Carmen Jenner But a Ajax is All About Attack few months ago I read Kick and to be honest I didn t enjoy it as much as I wanted Still it didn t deter theact I wanted to put my hand on RevelryYou can imagine how I was when I saw I had received an ARC I m so pleased to have this opportunity to review the book At the end it was all I wanted and My America the Philosophical first experience with Revelry was with teasers I received to share on my blog and I was stunned I didn t expect the kind of teasers I ve seen it was a threesomeSo I re read the blurb just to check if there were some menage involved I didn t seem toind any mention of it But seriously that s ok In The Northmans Bride (Sons of the North fact it s than ok it sucking
awesomeI m all or the booze and sex when it comes to rockstarsm all or the booze and sex when it comes to rockstars Revelry is all about thatSorry I m rambling a lot and I didn t even started to talk about the book itself but I have to share my excitement about the whole thingI also want everyone to be aware that yes they are than two people involvedIs it a love triangle In some ways yesIs it unbearable NOT AT ALLThere s one thing I ve learn The Northman's Bride from both books I ve read by Carmen Jenner is that she is an author who doesn t write traditional She goes with thelow she writes the way she wants I m sure the way she likes too and she will certainly take you a little out of your comfort zone BUT in Revelry there s one thing Blood Trails: The Combat Diary of a Foot Soldier in Vietnam for sure there s only one guy who has the heroine heart androm the start you Cherry Bomb feel it you know who it is and how it happens Don t ever say that again Don t ever think that you don t matter to me Ali You do but I m I mucking terrified of letting you in I don t read a lot of love triangle because I m always left to pick a side or itleft my heart shatteredDid I Leading the Way fallor the other guy Yes Did I love him as much as Cooper Not in this book but only the uture will tellThe conclusion of all this is Don t let your ear of love triangle stop you to read RevelryI loved Revelry so much because it gives me some Sinners on Tour vibes I completely loved the series by Olivia Cunning and I was damn ecstatic to go back to rockstars tour groupies tour buses shows music and band membersTaint is a group who has to go in the USA or their tour When Cooper Ryan set his eyes on Ali he does everything he can to hire her as their PAWhile Ali is not very happy about it she hasn t got a choice She lives in her car
and she can t afford to refuseIf you are looking or a nice cute band Taint is notshe can t afford to refuseIf you are looking When Red Cried Wolf for a nice cute band Taint is not you Levi Ash and Zed are allor the party drugs and boozeI m sincerely eager to read about the three Of ThemLevi Is Going themLevi is going be a big treat and not because of his twelve inch cock nope the guy has a giant heart and he doesn t really know it himselfZed is going to be un or at least I hope he will He is the relax guy you want to be The World in the Curl: An Unconventional History of Surfing friend withview spoiler I have aeeling there s something going on with Deb but who knows hide spoiler OH MAN Revelry left me a bit underwhelmed There was just too much sex and too little story hereview spoilerWhat s the deal with that ridiculous circle jerk scene Or that waxing accident sceneJust UGHAnd don t get me started on the heroine She s such aIf it weren t Song of the Forest for Cooper this would have been a DNFor me hide spoiler. Tum Ali must decide if acing the horror of the unemployment line is a ate worse than going on the road with A Constellation of Vital Phenomena four rowdy rockers hell bent on making her life misery He’s adored by millionsShe’s not even loved by her catCan they ignore their hatred long enough to survive the tourrom hell Or will their chemistry orce everything to come crashing down around th. ,
And through it all I was laughing so hard I had honest to gawd tears in my eyes Because Cooper is inebriated and I m not I need to back awayright after he gropes my boob I mean his hand is already under my shirt it would be rude not to let him In case you haven t caught on yet yes this book is a love triangle For a reader that avoids the mere mention of LT like a bad case of the clap believe me when I tell you that it was handled well Well enough that even this picky bitch loved it There was no leading the reader around by the nose about who she might pick There was no leading on of both men and wishy washy twatty heroines Hell no If authors wrote love triangles this way I d probably read them a whole lot As much as I loved Cooper Levi the rockstar with the giant cock heart of gold stole my heart just the same I simply couldn t get enough of him and his BOD What s BOD you ask Allow me to clarifyAll clear now Great Fuck Red I been wanting to bend over the Sweet Arse And Fuck You arse and uck you weeks nowI think your giant
cock might break meIt s not gonna break youWell that s or you tomight break meIt s not gonna break youWell that s easy or you to re not the one who might spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair because all your lady parts Paradox Bound fall out when you stand up after having that monster of a thing inside youYou re really hurting hiseelings now The story is told in alternating POVs rom Cooper and Ali and it really allows to all STFU, Parents: The Jaw-Dropping, Self-Indulgent, and Occasionally Rage-Inducing World of Parent Overshare for these characters no matter what theiraults or uirks may beThere s plenty of other things that happen aside rom the romance between them but the romance was definitely the ocus It never deviated Syncopated: An Anthology of Nonfiction Picto-Essays from it and even though another man was involved it never took awayrom the main couple What it did do was add an absolutely sizzling touch to an already hot as Are All Guys Assholes?: More Than 1,000 Guys in 10 Cities Reveal Why They're Not, Why They Sometimes Act Like They Are, and How Understanding Their ... Will Solve Your Guy Drama Once and For All fuck romance Did I mention there s some hawt MFM scenes Oh yes my pervyriends this book had it all The only reason I m not giving it a What a Lass Wants full 5 stars was because I wanted just a little bitrom that ending It s definitely satisfying enough but I still wanted I guess I m just greedy like that I m not sure if their story will continue in the next book or Ali and Coop will just be Conquering Your Quarterlife Crisis: Advice from Twentysomethings Who Have Been There and Survived featured in it but whatever it is I ll take it view spoilerThough I really hope that Levi will be next Because if I don t get my hands on his book soon I ll probably cut a bitch For reals I m that desperate hide spoiler 375 STARS Two Rock starsone Girl COOPER ALI LEVI COOPER has been introduced in the previous series by this Author in SUGARTOWNHe is Hollys ex and theather of her babyShe left him heart broken when she chose another manALI is down on her luckno homeno moneybroken relationship and has just got her dream job working Mexican Hooker for Harbour RecordsLEVI band mate and long timeriend of CooperThe story starts with the band Taint in a meeting with management when Ali enters the pictureCooper is instantly attracted to hernot least because of her similarity to his ex HollyHe demands that she becomes their new PA and goes on Tour with themShe is very reluctant but has to agree to keep her jobWhile her and Cooper are attracted to each other the situation with Levi is differentshe hates him and this is where my niggles beganview spoiler So she can t stand him but after one night of too much alcohol and drugs and the dirty deed happening things instantly change hide spoiler image error You know this thing we all hate when it comes to books the. Ed package wielding PA throws everything off balance Ali Jones is having a craptastic life Her grandmother died leaving her homeless penniless and alone and her boyfriend left her The League for the Suppression of Celery for a tramp who takes her clothes offor money That’s why when she lands her dream job at a record company it seems like it’s too good to be true Because it isSlapped with an ultima. 45 Stars I m losing my mind I m sinking drowning and on ire all at once I m split down the middle torn in half by two different men two different bodies pushing and pulling me in all directions breaking me down and then lifting me up again shoving me into the Suspicion at Seven: A Lois Meade Mystery fire and soothing my scorchinglesh with their kisses that act as a balm I hope you re sitting down as you re reading this because what I m about to tell you will shock the hell out of you You ready IjustreadalovetriangleandIactuallylikedit Did you get that Because after all my blustering about never reading it I think I just died a little inside admitting it But holy shit leave it to Carmen Jenner to make me love it Somewhere right now my riends hell is surely reezing overI wish I could tell you I was shocked by the The Day Fidel Died fact that it was this author that made it happen but considering just how much I love her writing it really isn t all that shocking Carmen s characters are anything but conventional Her heroines are sassy sharp witted potty mouthed little hellions And her heroes are to dieor alphas with just that right touch of vulnerability She s not afraid to go outside the conventional lines with her stories She thinks outside the box and that s what makes me love her books as much as I do She ll go there Where most authors will shy away rom certain scenarios she charges into these things like a bull and knocks it out of the ucking park I love it But enough about my angirling and lets get onto the review shall we This eisty little ranga is going to own my balls and store them in her handbag and I m going to let her because I was a Gulp!: The Seven-Day Crash Course to Master Fear and Break Through Any Challenge fucking goner the second I saw her glaring up at merom the The Outlaw and the Upstart King floor of that conference room I just have to hope like hell she doesn t realize it If you ve read Enjoy Your Stay then you ll remember Cooper Ryan the sexy rockstar that lost his girl and his child to manrom his woman s past And if you haven t read it no worries because this book and series stands on its own Left broken hearted and jaded Cooper never wants to eel that way again He ll never let himself get that vulnerable again But when a sexy redhead literary comes stumbling into their meeting he seizes the opportunity to make her one of his contract demands He wants her as the band s PA even if she s glaring daggers at him at the mere mention of itAli Jones hasn t exactly had the best year Her boyfriend cheated on her with their stripper roommate She s lost her grams and is now living out of her car with her grandmother s cat that clearly hates her guts As much as she loves the industry and dreams of managing big names one day the last thing she wants is to get on a tour bus with the too cocky or his own
good rockstar evenrockstar Even he makes her nether regions go all aflutter You re one of those Alpha holes aren t you What the Standing By: The Making of an American Military Family in a Time of War fuck is an Alpha hole You know one of those bossy dicks Everything has to be my way and I ll blindside you with howucking sexy I am so you won t see it coming when I slap you upside the head with my big cock and my bullshit about how I own your pussy and you belong to me and blah blah blah The banter in this
BOOK ALONE IS WORTH 5 STARSalone is worth 5 stars was laughing like a loon the entire time reading this and couldn t stop Carmen Jenner really brought her A game with this series Holy shit It was hysterical There was a certain circle jerk incident then there was a certain waxing incident. Cooper Ryan is living the dream Between the parties with rock royalty booze groupies and performing to crowds of thousands with his band Taint life seems pretty sweet There’s just one thing missing the eisty little red head that took his baby and ran off with his heart Throwing himself into music is the only thing keeping him sane Until a run in with a nonpluss.