Part where you re bleeding all ver my castleHAMLET Ah dammit diesAnd then the even abridged versionROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES The endReally what s not to loveRead for 12th grade AP EnglishBONUS courtesy Julius Caesar: The Life and Times of the People’s Dictator of Married to the Sea a webcomic you should probably readn a regular basis BONUS Speaking Die Schnapsstadt of Ophelia shakespeare when pitching this play probably this is my OC hamlet hes a prince hes bisexual hes moody brooding and is anywhere between the agesf 16 to 30 years ld and no i am not taking constructive criticismwell let me tell you what im sold i love hamlet i love his angsty monologues i love his sassy remarks "i love that he cant seem to shut up i love "love that he cant seem to shut up i love relationship with horatio i love everything about him avoiding sric and his hat i love that hes OTT and i seriously cant get enough also for those Thunderbolts: Justice, Like Lightning... of you who have read this watch this its great 45 stars I bought a skull as mynly prop for Halloween dress up and I hope someone will recognise that I will be Hamlet As spontaneous actions always need to be followed by bookish contemplation for full satisfaction I am preparing for the event by rereading the whole playSomewhere in the middle I started laughing at Hamlet s advice to Ophelia To the nunnery For who wants to end up a breeder By Pike and Dyke :A Tale of the Rise of the Dutch Republic of sinners I rejoiced at the fact that fake news are asld as the rotten state Medioevo «superstizioso» of states in general and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern made my day several times I loved the play inside the play and what it tells usf Shakespeare s idea regarding the power Death of a Dreamer of literature to move and affect peoplen the deepest levelI uite coldly skim the The Beloved Scoundrel overuoted to ber not to be and stop cold at Faith Her privates weHer privates we Meaning the middle parts Downcanyon: A Naturalist Explores the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon of fortune I have Manning s book at home and I have been meaning to read it forever and I didn t have a clue that the title was a uote from Hamlet and that it referred to female genitals I am not even at the point yet in the play where my skull makes an appearance alas Yorick but I have already started a new book basedn my rereading Il Barça of HamletThat is what happens to readers stories affect them they react and that reaction generates new action followed by new stories in eternity a precious circle That s Hamlet Hamlet is human in a rotten state Who knows whether he is insaner not I guess it depends Italian Phrase Book on who you askI am still feeling kind towards him Ophelia s fate is still in the future as is the cathartic show effectf taking up the bodies to the stageWhen going to bed later after finishing the last acts Maestro Shakespeare may be Lovesong (Green Creek outf my favour again But that is another story Madness in great The Countess ones must not unwatch d go I don t know what to say about Hamlet I could gon about how it is a story Gully Dirt: On Exposing the Klan, Raising a Hog, and Escaping the South of madness and revenge I could talk about the bondsf family loyalty the sacrifices Kelttiläistarinoita of love the breachesf trust and their deleterious effects n the psyche But this is ld news Hamlet has been around for Uomini ad Auschwitz: Storia del più famigerato campo di sterminio nazista over four hundred years What could I possibly say that hasn t already been saidWhen my wife saw I was reading Shakespeare her snippy comment went something like What are you reading that for Don t you you have enough drama in your life Which thanks Cristina and yes I suppose I do but whatf it Drama can be so much freaking fun There is a reason it sells a reason there are countless dramatic television shows Roma Noir on the air countless boxffice films released each year rehashing the same A History of the Crusades, Volumes I, II and III (Boxed Set) old dramatic plotlines some to great effectthers not The Skinhead Hamlet Shakespeare s play translated into modern English By Richard Curtis Yes that Richard Curtis Note those Love is the Enemy offended by the F word LOOK AWAY NOW And Georgia if you ve stumbledn this review by your funny Exhalation old dad this is ANOTHER Paul Bryant Not me ACT ISCENE IThe Battlementsf Elsinore CastleEnter HAMLET followed by GHOST GHOST Oi Mush HAMLET Yer GHOST I was fucked Exit GHOST HAMLET O Fuck Exit HAMLET SCENE IIThe ThroneroomEnter KING CLAUDIUS GERTRUDE HAMLET and COURT CLAUDIUS Oi You Hamlet give Galileo over HAMLET Fuckff won t you Exit CLAUDIUS GERTRUDE COURT HAMLET Alone They could have fucking waited Enter HORATIO HORATIO Oi Watcha cock HAMLET Weeeeey Exeunt SCENE IIIOphelia s BedroomEnter OPHELIA and LAERTES LAERTES I m fucking Oglinda salvata off now Watch Hamlet doesn t slip youne while I m gone OPHELIA I ll be fucked if he does Exeunt SCENE IVThe BattlementsEnter HORATIO HAMLET and GHOST GHOST Oi Mush get n with it HAMLET Who did it then GHOST That wanker Claudius He poured fucking poison in my fucking ear HAMLET Fuck me Exeunt ACT IISCENE IA corridor in the castleEnter HAMLET reading Enter POLONIUS POLONIUS Oi You HAMLET Fuck ff grandad Exit POLONIUS Enter ROSENCRANZ and GUILDENSTERN ROS GUILD Oi Oi Mucca HAMLET Fuck Nemico off the pairf you Exit ROS GUILD HAMLET Alone To fuck Cannella e polvere da sparo or be fucked Enter OPHELIA OPHELIA My Lord HAMLET Fuckff to a nunnery They exit in different directions ACT IIISCENE IThe Throne RoomEnter PLAYERS and all COURT FIRST PLAYER Fu. 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I don t have any earth shattering insights to share from this most recent f god knows how many readings but this time through I was struck by 1 what a damn fine piece f stagecraft this is from the suspenseful moody pening n the castle battlements to the solemn dead march carrying the prince DOGA AST offstage and 2 how Shakespeare seems to want Hamlet s personality particularly the wellspringf his actions and lack Poems (The I Tatti Renaissance Library) of action to remain an enigma and that he achieves this by infusing the character with so muchf himself so much wit and poetry so much despondency and savagery that the result is that the audience simply bows before the great mystery Bleach, Volume 05 of human personality and that this reverence for the unknown lurking in the heartf an extraordinary man intensifies the sense Gather Together in My Name 1ST Edition of pity horror and waste that fills us at the endf the play Updated review February 2017This is my third time reading Hamlet and like a fine wine you know the rest I read the same copy I ve had lying around for years with Pentimento one pagef notes La maga delle spezie on the left and the playn the right This time I was able to read most The Last Testament of the play without notes which was pretty awesome Just had to glancever to figure ut what some f the words meant but I actually got the story this time It s taken me three tries with a book that helps me cheat but boy Run to the Roar: Coaching to Overcome Fear oh boy I finally got this down It s beautiful I loved it It really hits a varietyf genres and kept me turning the pages It was weird I read it pretty slowly to breathe in the language and take my time with it even reading it The Art of Teaching the Bible: A Practical Guide for Adults out loud at times until my wife made me shut up I tried to get her to play the female parts but she wasn t feeling it I guess she really just had the ueenf Ophelia so her Gaudi options were limited But yeah I read it slowly but it also seemed to fly by at the same time Hamlet is a very complex guy who goes through a rangef emotions as the story unfolds His monologues are just really great poetry that I wish I could memorize and just belt The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln, Vol. 2 out randomlyn a street corner r while I m in the grocery store contemplating another unhealthy snack To be r not to be I loved the monologues I loved when things just went nuts at times The ending was just crazy and awesome It s just a daggum fantastic story and you should give it a shot if you haven t already Find a copy that helps you and breaks down the language and all that It s good I ve got Macbeth Amen: what prayer can mean in a world beyond belief on the shelf too Might be time to revisit it and then tackle Shakespeare I ve gotta be in the right mindset though Can t just be reading all this nonsense all the time I have real books waiting to be read too Books with real words and stuff Previous reviewInce asked a friend No Puedo Perderte of mine if he liked Shakespeare to which he responded I don t dislike Shakespeare That s exactly how I feel about him tooIn high school I was forced to read Romeo and Juliet and Julius Caesar My thoughtsn Shakespeare haven t really changed much in the past 15 years His stories are great but they were written so long ago that it s not always fun to read "I Appreciate The Hell "appreciate the hell In Every Heartbeat of the guy but he will never be my first choicer second The Seraphim Code or third when I m looking for something new to readThat being said this was my favorite play to read through Maybe I mlder now and find it easier and enjoyable to read this stuff for pleasure rather than because I may have a pop uiz Sortemesse over the third act I thought the story was fantastic and was surprised by how many lines I recognized from just being a human and dabbling in a little bitf culture every now and then Would I have ever read this if it wasn t being read in a group to prepare for Infinite Jest Nope But I did and I m glad I took the time to do it Is it possible that I had La fabbrica di cioccolato only read the first 4 scenes and Hamlet already becamene Klara with A K of my favorite male characters ever YES Why He s constantly wearing black and monologuing about how literally everything is hard and making everything dramatic then it is is so ME And this is considered a tragedy which in some ways it is but I found it so funny probably because I have a dark soul and I will definitely reread this at any given momentf peaceI absolutely loved this play and I m so happy that now I can say that I have read Shakespeare I m a cultured woman now y all Hamlet abridgedGHOSTDAD Hamlet your uncle killed me and married your mom I want vengeance so best get to murdering plzthnx HAMLET EEK OPHELIA Hamlet are you kayHAMLET Get away from me skankwhore OPHELIA WTF goes from zero to crazy like thatGERTRUDE Kid you need therapyHAMLET And you need to be
"less f an "of AN WHORE POLONIUS OMG so rudeHAMLET Eavesdropping I KEEL YOUplay goes Samurai! on hold while Hamlet talks to skeletonsLAERTES You killed my dad and drove my sister to suicide you jerk I challenge you to a duelHAMLET I KEEL YOUCLAUDIUS MWAHAHAHA I put poison in your goblet HamletGERTRUDE Yum poisoned wine diesCLAUDIUS Whoops my badHAMLET I KEEL YOU GHOSTDAD Wow nice job son Except for the. Adopted at than 1000 colleges and universities BedfordSt Martin's innovative Case Studies in Contemporary Criticism series has introduced than a uarterf a million students to literary theory and earned enthusiastic praise nationwide Along with an authoritative text f a major literary work each volume.