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Finds out she has a new neighbor a hot boy She starts to spy on him thru her window specially while he is working out Her big sister Angela joins her One day while she is outside a big dog jumps on her making her fall Does this plot sound familiar That is what I thought It looked like a totally fun romantic light young adult ish book And after I have read Being Jamie Baker written by the same author a book I liked a lot I was very Humanism enthusiastic to read this oneTurns out it is nothing like the movie She is nothing like Monica Potter s character And he is no way like Freddie Prinze JrI could not likeither Ellie or Seth At allFirst Ellie She is beautiful blah blah a tomboy girl who likes to play sports and hang out with the boys I like tomboy girls Kristin from the series Baby sitters Club was my favorite babysitter after all But Ellie was too much I get that she does not like to dress up that she likes boys stuff instead of girly stuff But punching other people for no reason Just no For Smokin' Hot example when she was at the mall with Angela and she punches this guy dressed like a big hot dog because he laughed at her for some random silliness Or her constant need to say Dude Ugg I could not stand it And she seriously had some anger management always intense and defensiveAnd Seth I think I would have to write a hundred of pages about this guy and his issues So I will just mention some moments that scream PSYCHO with neon lights He sneaked into her room to play her videogame just to leave her a very romantic message on her scoreboard or however it is called Meaning he typed ONE word inach one 9 words in total Meaning he played at least 9 times while he was Placing Memory eating dinner with her family Meaning while Ellie and her family were thinking he was in the bathroom he actually was in her room playing games to leave her this note When Ellie was kissed by Dave in a party Seth was so angry he punched the wall with his fist and grabbed Angela by her throat blaming her for killing Ellie with her selfishness When Ellie was caught in his house she tried to run away So he picked her up like a bag of potatoes and took her to his room where he kept her trapped until she would talk to him and tell him why she was constantly avoiding him When Ellie s best friends 3 boys arrived and hugged her after not seeingach other for the whole summer he was so angry he controlled himself to punch the boys and slammed his front door Just because the boys were hugging innocently his girlfriend He is a very skilled boy with knifes and has this creepy obsession of playing with themHe is super jealous super possessive a stalker has a personality disorder he is completely obsessed with Ellie and at the same time he is somewhat insecure of himself because of Ellie He is a totally alpha hero Which is weird in a YA book If I were Ellie I would have run away from him without doubt I don t care how hot he him without doubt I don t care how hot he Just think *ABOUT THIS IF HE WERE NOT *this If he were not hot would he be someone you would hang around NO He is just waaay too intense And dangerous Angela was the only character I liked She seemed she was going to be the kind of big sister who likes to mess up with her sister and just being pretty And she turned out to be a big sister who really cared about her baby sister unlike Ellie who was a total bitch most of the times and was not selfish at allWould I recommend this book Not really but I would recommend this author I am biased because of the other book which is the reason I don t rate this 1 star Oh and I could not read the xtra material Not interested in read Seth s creepy POV I guess most girls are over heels for this kind of guy Not me The worst part is he s been xtra sweet because he s trying to make verything okay again If he weren t a serial killer he d be the perfect boyfriend This book was really hard for me I love Oram s writing She seriously can make me happy when I need it and her stories are so light However This guy was really insane So much that bothered me The first half of the book was a 3 stars for me The second half won 35 As GoodReads doesn t gives us the 05 choice I had to choose between 3 and 4 stars So when I finished the book and saw the xtras with Seth s POV OMG Definitely 4 stars Okay first we just have Ellie s view From there we can see that she does stalk a little bit to see his workouts from her window but still who wouldn t But them for him from nowhere go verywhere behind her punch her friends physically restrains her break into her room and all that creepy talk he always did Okay that
had to strange to actually look suspect but still Which suspect would be dumb nough to look like one If he wasn t rich and as he said that people don t care about who you are but the influence you have he would probably live in jail Seriously he had issuesBut aside from the creepy actions this book was really nice to read I loved how the plot wasn t only girl meets boy style but had I also had some great moments laughing about the moments Ellie s responces were pretty good I loved the story line and when I got to Seth s POV oh god I wish we had another book from his POV And from it he looked sooo normal I really wanted to know what he was thinking in some really crazy situations view spoiler like the knife in the throat hide spoiler. He's a psychopathic killer Problem is he's the sweetest psychopathic killer she's ver met Not to mention he's brutally hot No matter how hard she tries she can't help but fall for him Will Ellie find true love or will her summer of firsts turn out to be a summer of last. .he had to
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I fell in love with this book about 5 pages in By page 9 I was texting my bestie and telling her about the awesomeness So what I m trying to say is that this immediately became one of my favoritesThe main character Ellie is a tomboy to the max complete with an athletic build a reputation for being kick ass at street hockey a right hook no guy would be ashamed of and ven 3 best friendssidekicks all of the male variety She has an older sister who is precisely the opposite of Ellie meaning blonde popular and obsessive with appearance and whatnotHere is where the story kicks off though a new guy moves into the house across the street from Ellie in her Detroit suburb and she and her sister uickly work spying on New Guy as he works out very morning into their daily schedules For Angela her sister this isn t terribly abnormal But for Ellie well she s never taken time out from her street hockey to brush her hair and specially not to spy on attractive guys minus their shirtsMeanwhile there have been some murders in the Detroit area with victims that look suspiciously like Ellie If that s not frightening ಪರಿಸರದ ಕತೆ Parisarada Kathe enough for her add in the completely foreign feeling of attention from New Guy unlike any Ellie hasxperienced before attraction So that by itself would be The Fiend Next Door enough to weird her out but add in the Ellie shaped murder victims and she s seriously freaking outAnd then comes the suspicion Ellie starts to piece things together and decides it might be a possibility that the murderer is none other than Hottie New Guy So why isn t she running like a cat from a bath when it comes to New GuyNot only does Serial Hottiexecute a truly delicious romantic comedy it also weaves in crimemystery ffortlessly And while generally we may be thinking WTF Ellie Get away from him the way Oram writes the characters and xpresses Ellie s thoughts and feelings we know பொன்னியின் செல்வன் - புது வெள்ளம் exactly why she isn t running scared because as a reader we feel that way tooWith thexception of Ellie s parents and Angela s friends and aside from Ellie s besties being totally interchangeable the characters are uniue and well developed And did I mention this book was funny Because it s totally hilarious Basically I m tempted to go reread Serial Hottie and I only startedfinished it yesterdaySo you should go read it Now You can t see but I m definitely Jedi mind tricking you Do you feel compelled to read this awesomeness yet SPOILERS This book confused me let s not lie great great great plot line lots of humour funny characters strong heroine love triangles tomboy becomes hot girl The Return of the Carter Boys: The Carter Boys 2 etctcetc Good book Our heroine is the clueless tomboy trope She plays hockey with the guys No one thinks she is interested in boys and that is ok with her On the summer her best friends go to summer camp without her no girls allowed I guess a new boy moves in across the street He takes an instant interest in her as *a girl and she doesn t know how to handle his attraction So she decides he is a serial killer But *girl and she doesn t know how to handle his attraction So she decides he is a serial killer But that necessarily mean he will be a bad boyfriend What s better than a HOT NEIGHBOR Answer A HOT NEIGHBOR who s into you Let s talk about why I love this book I ve always been gaga over the love next door type of stories There s something hot about knowing a seriously drool worthy person is just next door It s not important if he s already married has a girlfriend is gay or just a recluse An A Meditation on Murder eye candy is anye candy no matter what the status is After all you re just going to look But I digressThis book is an amazing read because1 We have a tomboy for a heroine Most books I ve read has a nerdy sophisticated tough recluserock chick heroine may they be demonsangels mermaids princessessecret agents magician waitress tc tc tc you get the point and I gotta admit it s wearing me out But look We have a tomboyish hockey obsessed heroine who the first time she Meets Our Male Lead our male lead he is a murderer Now tell me if that isn t crazy She uestioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way so my fist uestioned the proximity of her face in an ven offensive way 2 The three idiots also known as the J s I love these three Even though they were rarely around for the first half of the story the banter between them and the heroine is EPIC I didn t know Westley liked m pretty I didn t know Westley liked m at all 3 The hero He is just yummy I did drool I can only say without giving any spoiler that he is the most loyal thing AI Weiwei: Beijing Photographs, 1993-2003 ever written He is also a complicated man and so darn sweet If only my neighbor is half as good as this guy 4 The story Really guysI wouldn t be wasting my time praising this book if I didn t like the story It was a uniue refreshing read and I m totally biased because 1 I m a die hard fan of stories between neighbors 2 The heroine is not WHINY and 3 There s no mean girls here and ifver there is I can rest assure that the heroine will just punch their sorry faces So to all those who want a feisty heroine an adorkable bunch of friends a hot guy who is into you and a serial killer on the loose grab this book and laugh your ass out I was kind of confused while reading this book Not because the plot was too complex or the words were too big I just had no idea what the hell the characters were thinking I ll start with Seth I am not surprised that Ellie thought he Hockey obsessed tomboy Eleanor Westley has never been the object of a guy's affection before So when the hottest boy she's ver seen moves in across the street and starts treating her like she's the center of his universe naturally she's going to be a little skeptical Bu. As the serial killer because he is c r p y Sure he s not that serial killer but there s a first time for verything He s already got creepy stalker down so why not take that next step into murderer I truly believe he could get there I mean he broke into Ellie s room No sane person does that Ellie and Seth Ellie and Seth s relationship changed so fast it gave me whiplash Apparently having a suspected murderer for a boyfriend can prove to be uite the obstacle for a relationship Especially when she actually thought he was the killer for like half of the book I mean one minute Ellie is stalking Seth then he s stalking her then she believes he is a psychotic serial killer then she doesn t then he breaks into her room like a creep then he finds a way to absolve himself then she doesn t think he is the killer any then he does some other creepy thing like The Social Machine: Designs for Living Online expertly throw ninja stars or sharpen knives or something and then she thinks he is the killer again then she gets into a car with him then she gets out of the car because the author must have remembered that the lead character isn t suppose to be that dumb then Seth keeps stalking her then she tazes him ahahahahaha then she doesn t think he s the killer any view spoileronly because someonelse tries to kill her hide spoiler I looooooved the Avery Shaw Experiment It was such a great uirky light read I had Collision Course: Endless Growth on a Finite Planet expectation from this which were sadly unmetFirst of all Seth the MC was basically anxample of stalker behavior The moment he moves into the new neighbor and sees Eleanor he latches on to her like glue And it is not 10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10 (Software Studies) even in anndearing cute way He just keeping riling her up and laughing at her and making jokes are not really funny He ven tried to kiss her very arly on the their getting acuainted And the w Once again Kelly Oram manages to give me a book I can t help but fall for She has a gift and I won t deny that I love her contemporary style She reminds me of Meg Cabot only I actually Your Everyday Art World enjoy her love interests a bit though they are both contemporary goddesses for light hearted romance satire This is a contemporary YA thriller kind of like that movie Head Over Heels where a new guy Seth moves in next door and he s like mega hot and justnough cray cray to make the main character Ellie wonder if he s the serial killer that s been killing off girls that look like her around town Oh and he happens to be into her and she is constantly fighting her feelings afraid of Why Photography Matters ending up the serial killer s next victimSounds like a super fun plot It is I was laughing and smiling the whole time It wasn t meant to be an intense psychologicalxperience like Mara Dyer just a fun uick paced romance with a bit of mystery thrown in And it workedThat said this time as much as I loved the book I would hold off from recommending it to teens without a BIG note on Seth s behavior Yea you heard me right I m going to be an old school grandma lecturing on a *book s unintentional message I have read tons of dysfunctional relationships in YA that wouldn t work in *s unintentional message I have read tons of dysfunctional relationships in YA that wouldn t work in life think Warner from Shatter Me my absolute favorite who kidnaps terrifies Juliette on a daily basis I think the difference is that those characters are all in a fantasy rather than realistic contemporary setting Alright let s talk about Seth He starts off as prince charming who Ellie has been admiring from afar spying on his workouts with her older sister Angela and saves her life well kind of So yea this was my first impressionBut then he starts acting really into Ellie trying to get her to agree to date him She likes him but she s never had a relationship and his intensity scares her He s got a serious case of instalove and while she likes him he is scaring her away I knew that for Doreen Valiente Witch every part of me that was screaming to run from him there was as much a part of me that straight up wanted him Okay that s not the best way to start up a relationship Her popular sister keeps pushing Ellie toward Seth anywayAngela What I asked what Seth was doing he said Figuring out how to make Ellie fall for me So obviously that tears at the heart strings and then the lines keep on coming And like any Kelly Oram book you fall for the guy You just have to when he says things like this 1 Ellie2 You re3 The4 Only5 Reason6 I7 Don t8 Hate9 Living10 Here But then you realize he broke into her room before they were a couple to write that on her favorite video game s winner screenAnd then when Ellie finally gets with Seth we get lines like this All these intense feelings I have for you drive me so crazy Okay so normally I find that hot But then there s this The way he looks at me and touches me all the timeIt s like he s restraining himself from hog tying me and dragging me out to the woods And he keeps acting like that ALL THE TIMEAnd did I mention he is like mega intensemotionally unstable and possessive with crazy mood swings I
t have Kindle at work so I could only use the uotes on the book s GR page but trust me he s out there Yes I get that he s into the girl but Ellie feels trapped on multiple occasions and he physically restrains her from leaving view spoilerObviously he s not the serial killer and he has reasons for acting the way he is that are Duty Free Murder explained a bit later on hide spoiler Ellie is a tomboyish girl who one day. Tverything starts to make sense when girls who look just like Ellie start dying all around the city Obviously the new guy is the killer and of course he only likes her because he wants to slice her into tiny pieces Right The Ellie gets to know Seth the she's convinced. ,don t have